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The young boy "Bugspray McGee" was captured early this morning, by a man who was walking by with a latte. As we all know, Mcgee loves lattes and couldn't resist. He was spotted because of his distinctive bumblebee suit, and is suffering a month in jail--latte free. In other news, Rosie O'Donnell was found in her back yard under her broken trampoline. It took about fifteen people to lift her into a stretcher, which under the extreme pressure snapped in half, so they just rolled her up into the ambulance. Also, because of the matter, they have claimed this week "Trampoline Safty Week" also known as "Don't End Up Like Rosie Week". Another amazing story is the tale of a janitor two days ago managed to save an iguana from a rushing stream. They have presented the janitor with a plaque, and the iguana with a life jacket. Also, the pair have come up with a new brand of swimwear called "Squeaky Clean Iguana", and buisness in booming. We hope you enjoyed tonights show, and keep watching.